TECH NEWS

Hey all of us who own an iPhone, guess what. Samsung is coming out with their S3. This thing will make our Apple phone look like a can with a string attached . It has a 4.8 inch display, 8 megapixel camera and multitasking screen with face and voice recognition. With a price of 199.00 for the 16GB model. Bet we all feel stupid now for owning this shitbox.... How about all you Facebook investors, not time to slash your wrist yet but getting pretty close so don't put that razor blade away. If you bought in at 38 bucks and it closed at 26.90 I'm no mathematician but I think your getting fucked and fucked hard. Research in Motion stock slid below 10 bucks a share can anybody say say goodbye Blackberry. Listen if you still have a Blackberry chances are you never got rid of your fuckin beeper. In other words you are technology challenged. Verizon plans to get rid of 1700 deadbeat employees. They will be offered a buyout package, if they don't accept they could be laid off period. Whatsa Matta, its an offer you can't refuse. Ex-Gov El Duce Cuomo has been married to his wife for 58 years. Yes the same guy who stumbles around Forest Hills asking dumpsters if they know who he is. His son Andrew wants to legalize mary jane,pot,weed or whatever you want to call it so his father doesn't have to say he uses it for medical reasons.This is some pair of coconuts.... Lindsay Lohan will portray Elizabeth Taylor in a TV picture about Richard Burton. How fitting they finally found someone who has been dicked more times than Taylor. What does Richard Burton think about that, Oh yeah he is fucking dead