IN THE NEWS

Did you hear about this? We are now down to My Two Sons. Yup, Don Grady now joins Ed MacMurray and William Frawley. So I guess that means they won't be reuniting for a remake of this classic. Guess who won't be 93. Doris Singelton she was the neighbor on the Lucille Ball show, remember her? neither the fuck do I. You think you got problems, Kelly Osbourne is unhappy that her breast are shrinking. What up with that. First her brother announces he has MS and now this.I think ozzy is rubbing off on her what a fuckin wack.... Reseachers found the oldest Pearl in the world. No it wasn't in an oyster dinner at Red Lobster. It was found inside some schmucks tomb in the United Arab Emirates and date back to 5500 BC wtf was it doing in someones tomb, was it to big to cash in back in that day.... Two gobers from Tennessee found 13,000 dollars in a bag outside a Piggly Wiggly, no they didn't go inside and buy 13 grand worth of Marlboros and Pabst, they actually returned it. I told you there aren't to smart down south. If your stupid enough to lose a bag of cash with 13 grand in it then you don't deserve to get it back you fucking boooob..... Do you know what city has the worse bed bug problem? Cincinnati, are you surprised, I'm not, but I thought it would be Alabama. Did you here about the jobless guy in New York that rescued a baby that fell into the path of an oncoming train? He was offered a job as a janitor at Kennedy Airport.are you fucking kidding me ,you save a childs life and they offer you to go clean shitty toilets are you kidding me or what.... Next time just leave the baby lay there.....you just can't make this shit up