ITS IN THE NEWS

The Puerto Rican Day Parade was held this past Sunday in New York. Unfortunately the Parade ended halfway through because the marchers pulled their fucking hamstrings.don't all puerto ricans have bad hammys just look at the mets there is proof enough, Isn’t the Puerto Rican Day Parade suppose to be held in Puerto Rico? 40 arrests were made for minor infractions like gun possession, carrying gravity knives, box cutters, a cane and brass knuckles. Was this a fucking parade or a gang meeting. No arrests were made this year for rape, how unusual.... What’s the world coming to when a football player can’t get behind the wheel of his 2011 BMW drunk and sideswipes a bunch of parked cars. First off why is he driving while he is bombed out of his fucking mind, . Second why were the cops profiling, after all he was the only one side swiping cars and why can’t this 6’5” 304 lb steroid laced pant load call a cab. You wanna know why? Because no one ever accused him of being smart. Hey, Diehl why not get another tat while your in prison you fucking idiot. Talk about steroid abuse, The Yankees beat the Braves last night, enuf said. We hope Al Qaeda looking LeBron James doesn’t get a ring, Go Thunder. Did anybody catch the Devils doing their imitation of the Rangers last night. I find it hard to believe Brodeur has three rings.... I was just informed that piece of shit horse Dullahan crossed the finish at 6:30 this morning. In local news Stony Brook reached the College World Series. I wonder how long it will be before members of the team are arrested for DWI. PLAYBALL