WHAT A WEEKEND OF SPORTS

Italy and Germany will play each other in the Euro 2012 Soccer Semifnals. The last time these two played with each other was WWII. It didn't work out too well for either of them. It promises to be as fucking boring as any other soccer game. The score will be 2-1 or 1-0. 120 minutes of foreigners running the fuck back and forth trying to kick or head a big round ball into a king sized net.And I thought Polo sucked. Talk about suck how about that Met bullpen. Francisco was put on the 15 disabled list with a strained oblique. Trust me he didn't strain it lifting a salad bowl. I don't know who sucks more Francisco, Batista or Rauch, its a tie they all suck. Not only do the Mets suck but so does every team in that division. Did you hear this shocking news? Kevin Youkiis was traded from the Sox to the Sox. Youkilis stated he couldn't take one more splinter in the ass from sitting on the dugout seats in Boston and Sox was easy to spell. Well guess what? Neither can the fans. Youkilis was traded for 2 bats a glove and a couple of wendy gift certificates. Don't let the club house door hit you in the ass on the way out. The fans that were still sober and could actually stand up applauded Youkilis for what seemed like 10 seconds. If you want to know why I love the Yankees just take a look at Swish-a-licious.i love this guys act, always smiling not like the rest of some of the overpaid shitbags on the team. Rumor has it Derek Jeter was seen making out with Lance Bass, are you shocked? Because I ain't. Whatsa Matta you thought this guy was straight. Just before you kill yourself Wimbledon started today at 6:30 A.M. Tennis anyone. Just fucking shoot me now FUHGETABOUTIT