HOLY HANNA

Scientists now say the Mayan calendar was interputed incorrectly and the world will not come to an end on Dec. 21, 2012.Did they just figure this out, are you fucking kidding me...can i put the sand bags away and the 1,000 lbs of can goods i was hoarding...lol lol These scientists just ruined my day. Tom Cruise and katie Holmes have called it quits. She cited in the divorce papers that she was tired of wearing a strap on. Now him and Vinny Barbarino can hang out and I do mean hang out. Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth were seen fighting over a very large mirror. I don't know who is prettier him or her. Kelly Osbourne stumbled off a flight at LAX, I wonder if her drinking has anything to do with her shrinking breasts. Snoop Druggie Doog got busted in Norway for carrying 8 grams of mary jane.WTF Anybody got a scale? How much is 8 grams? If you go to the movies this weekend to see "Magic Mike" you might have homosexual tendencies or you have a thing for seeing men wearing tight leather pants and no shirts. So come to think of it either way you might like some dick. No excuses, like oooo the music was really good in it or my wife made me go, will be acceptable. 5,000 people will be losing there jobs at Blackberry. No wonder who the fuck buys a Blackberry? oh yeah I know the same people who still play Atari.