TODAYS NEWS

The Unions and the Democratic Party in Wisconsin suffered a major blow last night. If I have to explain then FUHGETABOUTIT.How did that recall work out for you guys? Next to get soundly defeated is that left leaning pant load that is stinking up the Oval Office. Not to worry all you liberals you have plenty of time to kill yourselfs before the November elections, make sure you record it on your iPhones... Another Al Qaeda member was dispatched from this planet, Abu Yahia al-Libi was having a cup of ginseng tea when a Drone strike interupted his afternoon tea. Anyone wishing to fill this vacant position can go to Monster.Com and submit your application. Only those with criminal records need apply, this is a temporary position with no health or life insurance benefits. While we are on the subject of terrorists the Drakkar wearing maintenance workers at Belmont are threatening to strike on Stakes Day. So what is the NYRA waiting for? Fire them NOW, how hard is it to turn the light switches on and off. I am sure there are plenty of non-union electricians that could fill these positions. Scout WILLIS was arrested for underage drinking and presenting a fake I.D. What a surprise that the daughter of Demi "WHIP IT" Moore was arrested. I am shocked aren't you? She explained at her arrest that she drinks because her parents named her Scout.Was'nt that the name of a fucking horse. Listen they could have named her Blue Ivy.... Miley Cyrus got engaged to someone prettier than her. I can see the divorce already, who gets custody of the mirror. Lets move onto sports, Nats 7 Mets Suck, I actually thought I was watching a Ducks game. LeBron and the Heat are one game away from being eliminated, Yankees beat Tampa Bay, enuf said and the Devils should just forfeit game 4 and avoid further embarassment. Subway Series this weekend at Yankee Stadium. If you can survive the subway ride and then make it to the stadium without getting shot you will be in the drawing to win a 8x11 photo of David Cone exposing himself.