SPORTS NEWS

The Yankees celebrated Old Timers Day on Sunday in front of 48,000 plus Obama voting, rich white douchebags from Greenwich and Westchester County. 48,000 fans wearing their Yankee caps sideways or backwards wishing they served Martinis instead of beer. No wonder Red Sox fans kick the shit of Yankee fans when they go to Boston. It was nice to see the old time Yankee players like Jeter, Arod, Pettitte, Rivera, reunited, hey wait a minute they still play for the Yankees. Did you catch the commercial of Mariano Rivera driving an Acura? Come on Acura do you actually think his fans can afford to buy an Acura. They are more like a used Honda crowd with mismatched painted doors and missing hub caps.Then Mariano utters something in the commercial but you can't understand this fuckin foreigner because after 20 plus years in this country he still can't speak fucking english. Talk about suck, how about dem Mets. They fielded their B Team and lost to the team Jackie Robinson actually played on. Hey Wilpon you stupid bastard why didn't you buy the Dodgers when they were up for sale, then you could put Tom Seaver Rotunda in Dodger Stadium. What a putzzzzzzzzzz. Great idea by Collins keeping his hottest hitter on the bench and using a blind man at first base. Two useless countries played each other in the Euro 2012 soccer finals, Spain and Italy. Apparently Italy had no goalie because Spain won 4 to Zip.Now in my mind if i had to guess the italian goalkeeper was either watching porn during the game or just blacked out because In soccer 4-0 is a slaughter. So once again Italy got the shit kicked out of them. Listen stick to stomping grapes, making gravy and polishing marble. Wow,and the biggest news of all was nobody was crushed to death or trampled on at this event,fuckin amazing. Do you know what is nuttier than watching the movie Magic Mike? The Summer Olympics. And guess where this event will be held, London. This is the place where they call cigarettes fags. So what to they call fags? i don't get it..and i thought a shag was a fuckin rug from the 70's not getting laid but if you talk to the the brits thats what it is....who the fuck knowssssssssssss