I'M BACK BABY

Did you hear that Barak Hussein Obama's birth certificate is a fake? What's next Yeti isn't real. My whole day is now ruined. Well it was almost ruined until I read about Sage Stallone. First off you knew his fate was sealed when mommy and daddy dearest named him Sage. Whatsa Matta Salt or Pepper or any other fucking spice was not available?. Yup the old white powder did him in. No you stupid ass not talcum powder. I heard a bus tour in Isreali can prove to be very exciting, that is if you can survive the fucking tour. Who in their right mind would go to the middle east for vacation. Haven't they heard the news, Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Syria don't like us. I wonder if the families will get there money back. Just wondering. Well its the second half of the baseball season and you know what that means. Thats right a total collapse of the N.Y. Mets. This is the half of the season when Wright strikes out and pops up with the bases loaded or hits a home run with nobody on base when they are losing 10 zip. Get the Fuck Out. I hope the Marlins sign him so they could be 18 games out of first instead of 9. Kris Humphries signed a 24 million dollar deal with the Nets. To bad Kim didn't hang on to him she could be fucking every black basketball player in Brooklyn. Hey Kim, so many players so little time.