SUNDAY LAUGHS

You gotta love bbq's at a friends house on a sunday afternoon when you have about 50 drunkin bastards jumping into a pool of salt with no clue who the fuck they are jumping on, the glenlivit was flowing and the vodka shots did not stop until of course one drunkin wacked out women starts stumbling around bangin into shit and trys to sing showtunes like fuckin judy garlan, then insists on trying to drive her car and the host has to spoon her ass just to keep her from running down the road like the maniac in the chainsaw massacre, although 2 drunk women spooning is not a bad idea. I think we all need more of that this summer.....way to go Danielle....keep inviting all the young hotties so the old married men can continue to think they might have a shot of reliving their youth,the only problem is all of us could not stop wiping the drool from our chins which really makes it difficult to look attractive in anyway...lmaoooooooooo