NEWS OF THE DAY

Capital One was hit with a 210 million fine for misleading consumers. DO you know who is the pitchman for Captial One? Yup thats right the biggest asswipe on the planet, Alec Baldwin. Who would have ever thunk it..... Did you know that minorities where the hardest hit by foreclosures. Well they were, thats what happens when you buy a 400,000 dollar house making 7.75 an hour. Is it me or is this fuzzy math. The Racino at Aqueduct grossed 14.8 mil in one week. I got an idea, lets not pay our mortgage and go the Racino and seeif we can double down. Well thats another 14.8 mil the minorities pissed away. You ever see the interior of this place? Who decorated this place Lighthouse for the Blind. The only thing missing is the velvet wallpaper and vinyl covered chairs. Syrian President Bashar Assad needs a new Defense Minister, they are still scraping the old Defense Minister off the walls. You can apply at Monster.com click on Temporary Jobs.... Halle Berry was rushed to the hospital after hitting her head on concrete she is okay but the concrete suffered a severe crack. Bobby Rydell, remember him such great hits as Wild One and Volare, had a kidnbey and liver transplant. He is 70 and I thought he was dead. Sounds like he was drinking soda with a bit too much alcoholic content..... The Chinese community in New York is mourning the loss of Jeremy Lin. No he didn't die its even worse he is playing in Houston. What a shit hole, this place make Philly look like Paradise Island.