WEEKEND NEWS

Does anybody know where I can buy 30,000 lbs of tainted beef? Oh yeah, I know Hannford Supermarkets.... Did you hear that Miley Cryus's brother is in the hospital. Rumor has it he listened to one of her CD's and then listened to one of his fathers cd's and then went into a fuckin coma.... They removed the statue of Joe Paterno at Penn State, I believe they are going to melt it down and replace it with something that looks like the biggest lump of shit you can find.... President Obama was in Aurora, Co. trying to secure a few more votes, do I have to explain.... Ernie Els won the British Open which means Tiger Woods blew it again, but then again since he was caught banging 238 different women he has never been the same but hey i can only imagine what goes on in a given night in that whore house of his. .... Mets were swept by the Dodgers and the Yankees were swept by Oakland.... Poverty Level in the U.S. has reached its highest levels since 1960 and the Stock Market is down 100 and something points. Let me see, let me see do you still think Obama is doing a good job.... The Dark Night Rises broke a record taking in 160 mil this weekend. Thats 146 mil more than the Racino at Aqueduct grossed in a week. People just love those live action movies don't they.