SPORTS BABYYYYYYYYYY

Que Pasa. Citifield will be hosting Hispanic Night tonight. Please make sure you leave all your knives in the glove box of your 1970 Hondas.immigration will be checking to see if you have your Green Cards. Goya will be handing out free samples of rice. Corona will replace Budweiser and Jackie Robinson Rotunda will be turned into Roberto Clemente Way. Free tow truck service will offered after the game if your car doesn't start. Pesos will be accepted as payment for this event only. The Mets will field all their Latino players, Cedeno, Torres, Quintinella, Tejada and Valdesphin. Batista will be the starting pitcher and Beato will be the reliever. Fireworks will start after the game or by the 5th inning. No not the fireworks your thinking of. Anyone wearing red bandanas can sit anywhere they want. Season tickets holders are advised to stay home....... I am the only one who thinks Serena Williams has a penis..... Davis Ortiz hit his 400th home run and still can't fuckin speak English. But then again neither can the people from Boston...... 40 mil for Jeremy Lin? Do you know how much fuckin Chinese food you can buy with 40 mil