SPORTS.....AND SHIT

Ichiro Suzuki is now a Yankee, another old-timer has joined the club with more gray hair then the city of boca raton. Ichiro said he will now have the smallest penis in the clubhouse. He replaces Jeter who held that title for many years. Japanese Night will be held this Friday against Boston. All Yankee fans attending the game will receive a $5.00 gift certificate to Benihana's. Ichiro said Seattle sucked and he couldn't take the fucking rain anymore. He is now applying for a full carry permit before arriving in the Bronx. Talk about things Japanese the Honda CR-V beat out five rivals to win Cars.com Compact SUV of the year. If you love the look of fucking plastic this piece of shit is for you, this thing is a symbol of all things japanese. Guess what college football team had no wins from 1998 thru 2011? Thats right The Pedophile Lions of Penn State.they took every win off the record because i guess the shower was filled with little boys during the games.... I think the kids that were abused by Sandusky should be allowed to piss on Joe Pas grave, what a fuckin douche. So I guess it wasn't okay to look the other way when you saw little boys taking a shower with one of your coaches. I think his wife should be run out of town for being married to this asshole. Just in case you didn't know the Mets suck, but David Wright did hit another home run with nobody on base. Isn't he awesome. Catch 'The Godfather Legacy' tonight on the History Channel at 9:00 tonight. Whatsa Matta I gotta make you an offer you can't refuse. Just fucking watch it.