WEEKEND UPDATE

Guess who won't be in the remake of McHales Navy? Thats right Ernest Borgnine, he jumped off the PT Boat at 95. I guess 96 just wasn't in the cards.Cmon how long do you really want to hang around here i think 95 is long enough.MR DICKHEAD BALDWIN spent the weekend in the Hamptons with his 28 year old wife Hillaria Thomas. Hopefully her Yoga instructions will get his old wrinkled nut sack in shape. Talk about nut sacks, did you hear about this. Mick Jagger and David Bowie were caught in bed, yeah stupid, together. Listen if i had lips like mick i guess i would be sucking everything that walks. I think I know who the catcher was in that relationship. There is a 50-50 chance it was Bowie. Is it me or does Tom Cruise's daughter look like a extra from the set of Children of the Corn. Mark Teixeira is being accused of being prejudice against latinos by Vincente Padillo. What? This could get ugly if it turns into a knife fight. Listen guys just go to the parking lot and see if your cars will start. Padilla said Teixeira should be playing a womans sport. ( Tennis anyone ) Well I have to agree by the way he cuts his hair. The mens doubles at Wimbledon was won by Serana and Venus Wlliams. Roger Federer won the womans singles title. Wait hold on, just a second, I'm confused.anyway a bunch of short wearin fuckers banged a tennis ball around all weekend and i did not know who was a man and who was the women in the finals,they all look alike to me, all i know is that the brits thought they had a shot at one of their own winning the mens finals....well fuckoff you tea drinkin humps he did'nt fucking win so its 73 years and counting that you stuckup asses can't win your own tournament. It is now official Reggie Jackson was diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome. You can't be normal and say the shit he says. Hey Mr. October SHUT THE FUCK UP.