DIRTY LITTLE DIRT

Did you hear the sad news? Davy Jones of The Monkees died at 66 years old. He must have been listening to " Daydream Believer" because that song almost killed me. Lets be honest there was nothing going on there. I am still trying to figure out why they were so popular and I think I just did, so many people were stoned out of their fucking minds and actually thought the music was good . Here is a bit of trivia. Did you know Mike nesmith thats the dickhead who wore the friggin beenie while playing the base well anyway his mother invented white-out fucking white-out..how IN THE FUCK did she invent that shit.... Yeah he was another Monkee member that sucked. Up for grabs is the worse band back then. The Partridge Family or the Monkees. It is a tie, they both sucked.the only good thing about the partridge family was dreaming about banging the shit out of shirly jones on the fucking drums while keith aka davis cassidy sang "i think i love you"but thats for another time, I don't know about you but God must have a shortage of singers in his choir. Scientists discovered a 5300 year old ice mummy and I swear it looks like Billy Crystal. DNA testing to follow. Talk about DNA, Snooki, yes the biggest douche bag from the Jersey Shore is pregnant and they are trying to figure who the fathers are. I guess there is somebody out there stupid enough to stick their dick into this mess without a condom. Another demon seed child will enter this world without a chance. That brings us to Lindsay Lohan, They should take before and after pictures of this train wreck and I guarantee worldwide drug use will drop by 1/2. If she is trying to look like Victoria Gotti stop already. Can't wait to see what John Travolta looks like for his role. Do I have to mention the movies name? Now talk about people who can't act, Kelsey Grammar finally settled his custody battle, he signs all future earnings to his ex-wife and she gets the kids. Yup sounds about right. This is shocking news 50 Cent, better known to his friends as Half Dollar had to walk to the NBA all star weekend party because police blocked the street. Is that any way to treat a man of his magnitude? nigga pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee...it is kinda funny when these so called celebs actually get treated like the rest of us...ya gotta love that shit, If that was Chris Brown he would have smacked that cop right in the mouth. Did you hear that Bruno Mars dates woman, yup that came as news to me. Did I tell you that George Clooney didn't win an Oscar. Do you know why? HE SUCKS TOO..and thats a rap...........