THE NY CAR SHOW

The Car Show will be at the Javits Center beginning April 6th. The price of admission is rather high but it does include all mob tax. This does not include parking which will set you back 50 bucks. What do you get for your 50 bucks you ask. Not a fucking thing. When you enter this shit hole most of the brand names will be on display. You will spot General Motors immediately, the smell of old people will permeate the air, and they will be hovering around the the Buicks. The Chevy Volt will be unplugged so it can't catch on fire and the same tired looking shit they have been pushing for years will cause you to go into a coma. Well its always good to start off with the worse because it can only get better from there. The people of many colors will be swarming over the Mercedes Benz Models while their kids are stealing parts off the cars which include the hood ornaments. Toyota will have every yuppie douche bag looking at the hideous Prius while the other yuppies are asking if the Camry comes equipped with a Life Insurance Policy. The minorities that are left are pushing and shoving to win a free hat or some other shit give-away and drooling over cars they will never own. It is now 4:00 P.M. and tickets are half price. Do you have any idea why you should leave now ? If you don't there is something wrong with you. So with the cost of gas, tolls, parking and admission you just pissed away the down payment on one the the cars you just looked at. March Madness, Louisville beat Syracuse, enuf said. The Knicks beat the Pistons which begs the question, Did D'Antoni really suck that bad? YES HE DID. A couple of weeks to opening season, everybody get on your trampolines and start jumping for joy.