MEET DA METS

Wow, did you hear the latest news? The two rich guys who own the mets, Fred Wilpon and Saul Katz just had their pockets picked for 160 mil. They got fucked by one of their own Bernie Madoff and this guy did alot of fucking,trust me if this douche bag took the italians money he would not be in prison he would be hanging on someones wall as a fucking dart board. By agreeing to this settlement doesn't that mean they were guilty and if so where's the other 140 mil you two bastards stole. Listen just fire your pant load 3rd baseman and theirs your 160 mil. Trust me this kid aint bringing you to a World Series. Don't feel sorry for these 2 guys they own a major league baseball team . They have turned this franchise into a total mess. First, Freddie hires Omar Minaya who brought in every Dominican he could find. What do Dominicans eat? they were constantly getting injured or sick, from pulled hammy's to colitis. Geez they even hired a rapist ( Do I have to name names ) and one mental patient Ollie Perez. When Omar's Latinos couldn't get the job done and they were done plotting with Madoff to steal 300 mil. they hired some white guy as General Manager, he inturn hires his grand father ( Terry Collins ) to manage this shitbag of a team. So now they unload Jose ( Gang Banger ) Reyes, keep rib cage Wright, and hope Santana ( The Rapist ) can be the pitcher of old. We keep ( Valley Fever ) Davis, Achy Balls Tejada and we have a cross eyed catcher Named Thole and a pitcher with down syndrome. Its one big fucking mess. But I digress, so the Wilpons have to come up with 160 mil and they aint going to get it back on Latino night. So heres the deal, Hot Dogs will now cost 40 bucks, Kosher Hot Dogs will still be 400 bucks, a beer is now 115 bucks and every fan entering the stadium will be asked to make a donation to the Bernie Madoff "I got fucked fund". Hey Wilpon just sell this team to Ringling Bros so the elephants have a place to take a shit.