Tuesday, March 6, 2012
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Who do think is a bigger douchebag Will Smith or his son Jaden Smith. Jaden just turned 18, Hollywood will have a party with this kung fu panda aka the karate kid. Talk about a douche, did you see the house Justin Beiber bought.
He bought the house Ashton (MILF ) Kutcher was renting. Hey Justin, make sure you wear socks when walking on that carpeting god only knows how many used condoms are embedded in that carpet ....better yet rip that shit out you might get the plague. How toxic is Lindsay Lohan if hair bag Tina Fey doesn't want to hang with you. Hey Tina, you work with douchebag supreme Alec Baldwin but you won't hang with Lohan,hanging with her is atleast good for 1 episode on 30 rock..material like that you just can't buy. General Motors will start producing a line of natural gas trucks. The horrific looking Silverado and the more hideous looking Sierra will be equipped with natural gas and regular gas tanks,how nice of an explosion this will make when one of them hit a fucking wall This is another great idea from GM, remember the Volt, yeah the battery with 4 wheels,
now trucks with natural gas, are you fucking kidding me. I guess GM doesn;t know there are only 1,100 CNG fueling stations in the entire U.S. These douchebags would build cars that ran on dog shit if Obama asked them to. Hey GM, hows that new car the Sonic selling? Sounds like a place where you buy a hot dog,chilli fries and a shake. This thing looks like a Poland Spring water bottle with coffee can tires. What a shock Chrysler also announced they are coming out with their line of natural gas trucks. Doesn't that surprise you, the two companies that stole taxpayers money are coming out with natural gas trucks. I heard a rumor, Obama asked them to build a truck that will run on fucking coal.it comes with its own shovel and locamotive hat. Bruce Springsteen new CD is out " Wrecking Ball" Thats what they should take to this CD and the rest of the shit he recorded. You won't be winning any grammy's for this waste of plastic. Why don't you sing another song about the down trodden then swing over to Bon Jovi's house get in the Rolls crank it up to 120 mph and ram that sucker right into a bridge abutment.
Okay the baseball season is upon us. What are the odds the Mets will get to The World Series, let me tell you something Ike Davis will get Valley fever before the Mets get to the World Series.o ya this news update...IKE REALLY HAS VALLEY FEVER and went 1 for 2 last night....good luck met fans this year....
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