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How about them Mets. Douche bags replacement at short, Ruben Tejada pulled a groin muscle taking a shit during infield practice. Jesus Christ, it wasn't even during a game. I guarantee he was out partying the night before and pulled his groin while banging Ronny Cedeno. Oh it gets even better, Ronny Cedeno is suffering from knee tendinitis. Maybe he should get off his knees and try lying on his back. Johan ( The Rapist ) Santana celebrated his 33rd birthday, this broken down piece of shit is 231 in dog years. Let me tell you something, Ike Davis will get Valley Fever before Santana wins 20 games. Now that brings us to the OCD KING Mike Pelfry, what a fucking pant load. This guy is a waste of a carbon foot print. Thats right he racked up another loss in spring training and I am sure that streak will continue all thru the season. David Wright received an anti inflammatory injection in his rib cage like thats going to help. Hey David you BLOW THE MIGHTY ONE. Terry Collins was overheard in the locker room asking if Ralph Kiner could suit up. I don't think you guys can take another year of this team. Talk about losers the N Y Knicks are about to get eliminated from any playoff hopes. Hey Dolan great move signing Carmelo. he can't play basketball and neither can the flash in the wok...get it wok... Lin jersey's are on sale at Modells, buy one get ten free. I don't know who the bigger asshole is, you or your father so I am going with you. I would rather watch Housewives of Albany or Ru Paul's Drag Race. Can't wait for Opening day at Belmont. At least I know where the horse shit is.