NEWS OF THE DAY

The son of a bitch that wrote It's a Small World, Robert Sherman died. I can't go to fuckin Disney World because of that fuckin song. I walk around for days and it keeps repeating and repeating in my head like a bad dream. Did you hear MTV star Tila Tequila suffered a "brain aneurysm", because she tried to take 2 bottles of pills, This came as news to everyone because no one actually knew she had a fucking brain . We just hope she doesn't start talking like Dick Clark. Here is a shocker, Jermaine Jackson isn't gay he was reportedly banging coke whore Whitney Houston. Hey Jermaine nice hairdo what is that called an eraser head or was whitney doing lines on the top of that fuckin square nogen of yours. The surviving Monkees won't be attending Davy Jones's funeral when asked why, they said they didn't know he died wtfffffffffff.... Lets all say a prayer for the kid Snooki is carrying. This kid doesn't stand a chance. I don't believe in abortion but in this case I will make an exception. The feminization of men continues, Emilio Cavallini some guido desginer from Italy is coming out ( no pun intended ) with pantyhose for men. They are called "mantyhose"I swear I read this, now please This is taking metro-sexual a little to far. Okay guys put away your Drakkar bottles and lock the Caddy CTS in the garage, Steve Schirripa is hosting a new show called " Nothing Personal" inside the business of murder-for-hire. Fuhgetaboutit. Now for those of you who get it, Hey Rush keep up the good work and keep those fema-nazi's in line.