HAD TO SAY IT

Looks like GM came out with another winner, a car called the Sonic. This piece of crap now joins the Volt as a car you will never see on the road. Hey GM whats next a car called the Hedgehog. I got an idea call the next car you come out with the Barack. Thank god the chinks like your cars or you would be out of business. Rosie Odonnell's show was cancelled by the Oprah network. What a shame, what are all the fat, nasty lesbians going to watch now? Oh yeah I know Ellen DeGeneres. Mitt Romney wins in Puerto Rico, Que Pasa? 83% of these beaners went for Romney. How about that March Madness, sixteen teams are left vying for the Final 4. Enuf said. Hey Jerry Lewis celebrated his 86th birthday, where was Dean Martin? Oh yeah he's dead. Thats A'more. Can things get any worse, Lady GaGA wants to be a mama. OMG, can we handle a Baby GaGa. Why do these people insist on having kids. How about them Knicks, now that whitey is gone they have racked up a 4 game win streak and won-ton fever is back at the garden. Do you know who won the Nascar Sprint Cup Series at Bristol. For all you non-goobers it was Brad Keselowski driving a Dodge. Thats right he was driving a Dodge not a rice sucking Toyota. Hey all you Nascar drivers using Toyota's, YOU EAT IT. Do you rednecks actually cheer for a guy driving a Toyota? I just poured my Pabst down the drain.