Friday, March 30, 2012

RING AROUND THE TUB

Did you see the Super Bowl ring the Giants will receive? I've seen better rings in my fucking bath tub. What a cheap looking piece of shit. Who designed this thing Donald Trump. This ring looks like trumps bad hair. Tim Tebow is turning out to be a douche like the rest of the Jet players. His tweet to Fireman Ed Supreme Douchebag Anzalone was " going to play my heart out for you". I guess he doesn't know Fireman Ed is a big bag of shit. Now that the Jets have two quarterbacks that can't throw the ball, Santonio Holmes says give him the damn ball. So we have two quarterbacks that can't throw and a wide receiver that can't catch the ball and a fat loud mouth coach and a mascot that is a douchebag and we play in a stadium that was built over a landfill and glows in the fucking dark. Oh yeah gimme my season tickets. NOT Hey, Joe Willie you are still da man. Nissan is recalling 2 million vehicles, this recall includes the Cube. You talk about a piece of shit the Cube makes the Chevy Silverado look like a Bugatti. You know the name Nissan invokes pictures in my mind of us dropping bombs all over Japan. Who in their right mind would buy a jap car or even worse a korean car. Aren't those Kia's a thing of beauty.. Mega Millions is now at 600 Mil. Do you know what you can buy with that kind of money? Any fucking thing you want. But as usual there will be one winner. They will be from Tennessee with no fucking teeth and would have been molested by some wacked out uncle as a child. The fat ugly Kardashians marriage is in trouble. I guess Lamar doesn't like her booty anymore. Imagine waking up next to this beast every morning.peaceeee outtttttttt

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