Thursday, March 15, 2012

MORE PANT LOADS

It looks like Carmelo and Amare got the white guy fired. Another pant load was dispatched as a coach for a New York Team. Yup guido D'Antoni was sent packing by a bigger pant load, Yup James Dolan. Jimmy, listen to me do us all a favor and go to work for your old man installing cable boxes,you are driving a dynasty into the ground. Now either hire Phil Jackson or John Calipari or just get the fuck out. Jimmy, I thinks it time you start thinking about salads and go light on the dressing you fuckin load. Also While your eating a salad think about dumping Carmelo Anthony. When you were stumbling around MSG the porter overheard you mumbling about suiting up Walt Clyde Frazier.I bet pimp daddy can still play a little ball. Talk about retreads, Jerricho Cotchery may come back to the JETS, could the sack exchange be far behind, god knows they need something. He replaced Cotchery with Derrick Mason. Thats right, Derrick who? He lasted five games and was traded to the Texans while Cotchery had 16 receptions for 237 yards with two touchdowns in a limited role with the Steelers. Hey Rex your a fucking genius. Now for all you Met fans, let me sum up the 2012 season. Tejada, Wright, Torres, Duda, Hairston and Cedeno have all missed time this spring with various ailments, Pelfry can't pitch and the rapist is questionable for a long run. So on Opening Day you will start off with a loss with many more to follow. Now lets move onto to bullpen catcher for the Mets, Eric Langill. He was suspended by the Mets for seven days without pay. Jesus Christ, don't you think being a bullpen catcher is punishment enough. Who the fuck is going to make the payments on his Honda. How about that March Madness, okay enough said i fucking hate college basketball. Just a reminder, it's Chevy Truck Month and from the looks of things I don't think too many people are buying these pieces of shit. I think I saw one Silverado and that was on the back of a tow truck. Don't pass up a good deal 0% financing for 6 years plus a 2,000 dollar trade-in allownace and a 1500 dollar discount. Just think after driving this piece of plastic for 6 years what kind of cancer you will have. Nice motto by GM, " Chevy Runs Deep" Thats right deep into the pockets of the American taxpayer. The only other truck worse than this is the Toyota Tundra, good god almighty what a hideous looking piece of garbage.

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