Friday, March 16, 2012

THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY??

Did you know the Bills signed Mario Williams to a 100 million deal and 50 mil is guaranteed. Hey Woody did you know this guy was available.why in gods name would we not want this guy he is a one man wrecking machine, so right now the big move the jets have made is resign the fuckiong kicker well there ya go that insures us a superbowl win.... You gotta sell a helluva alot of furniture polish to make 100 mil. So now we have to contend with the Bills, we are never going to the Super Bowl again,not with the fucking pant loads we have right now. Wow who woulda thunk it, Russell Brand assaulting a photographer. Not only can't he act, he is brain dead as well, what a fucking pant load. Did you hear about the fat douche, Americo Lopes, that tried to cheat his friends out of their lottery winnings. Now the fat bastard has to turn over the 20 million he stole from his buddies. I don't wish this guy any hard luck but I hope he chokes on a taco.What a scum bag. Dustin Hoffman is looking for a new gig, his new show "Luck" was canceled. Three horses died during the filming of this HBO series. "Did somebody make him an offer he couldn't refuse"?whats with all these dead horses . Hey Dustin I got an idea for a movie. Dress like a woman and we will call the movie Tootsie. Why don't you go to the retirement home in Encino and tell everybody who you are. When you are in an HBO series with Dennis Farina and Nick Nolte its time to take the pipe and call it a day. How can we go a day without Lindsay ( Swizzle Stick ) Lohan. Question # 1 Why are you driving a car? Question # 2 Why are you out partying Question # 3 Why are you driving a car ? Question # 4 Why are you breathing? GET OUT. Willem Dafoe is in another upbeat movie " 4:44 Last day on Earth" Jesus Christ how depressing.who the fuck would want to see this fucked up movie. Did you hear about the waiter suing Russo's on the Bay. He claims he was cheated out of his tips and overtime pay. Here is my suggestion. If you own a car have somebody start for you.

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