HAPPY FRIDAY

Fender Musical Instruments, yes makers of the Stratocaster and Telecaster eletric guitars is going public. They are planning to sell 200 million worth of shares in an IPO. You can now add Fender to the list of shit stocks never to buy. After they go public you might just as well tie your Fender to a fender of your car and drag that fucker right down the road. They claim they need to grow in emerging markets like China and India. Great, now we are going to sell guitars to the Chinks and Dot-heads,when was the last time you saw a fuckin indian rock star.... It is Chevy Truck Month. So if you want to commit suicide go buy a 2012 Silverado. No need to finance for 72 months because you won't be living that long if you drive one of these shit boxes. This thing has more plastic than a Poland Spring water bottling plant. Guess who died 40 years to late? Disco innovator James T. Ellis. Remember his mark or should I say scar on music with "Burn, baby Burn". Note to Woody Johnson, after your done snorting some of your furniture polish go over to Mike Tannenbaums office and smack the living shit out of this cheeseburger eatin asshole if he signs Archies boy Peyton. When you assholes signed Sanchez you made it sound like the second coming of Christ. WHAT HAPPENED? Hey Rex, if that stupid ass Coughlin can win 2 Super Bowls why can't you win 1. Shut your big fucking mouth and get us to a Super Bowl with what you got and with what YOU wanted. Peyton is yesterday's news. Did you hear Sue Simmons was fired by Channel 4. They fired Sue and kept the white guy. Wut up with that shittttttttt.