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The lunacy begins and the football seasons just ended weeks ago. Remember the Super Bowl? I don't, do you know why? Because my fucking team wasn't in it and that old hairbag Madonna was the half-time show. The jet's didn't learn their lesson with Brett ( small penis ) Favre so they are coming back for sloppy seconds with Peyton ( bum shoulder ) Manning. Get ready for another painful season. The only thing we can look forward to is the fucking dickhead Fireman Ed falling over the railing and getting splattered on the 50 yard line. What a douche. The last great quarterback the Jets had was Joe Namath, thats right Joe Willie, Broadway Joe. I can prove it. "HE HAS A FUCKING SUPER BOWL RING"!!!!!!!. Did you know that Ken Obrien was drafted by the Jets in 1983. Do you know who they passed on? Excellent, your right, DAN MARINO. Maybe if Dan came to New York he would have a SUPER BOWL RING. So from 1985 to 1991 we suffered with boils on our ass watching Ken Obrien. Then in 1993 who do we get but Bengal reject Norman "Boomer" Esiason. What the fuck is Boomer? I will tell you, it is a name without a fuckin SUPER BOWL RING. I skip the next few years because we didn't win any SUPER BOWLS.We got close with Vinny Testaverde but thats a whole other rant. That brings us to 2002, enter Chad Pennington, who the fuck signs a quarterback with a name like Chad. I will tell you, the same stupid bastard that hired a quarterback by the name of Boomer. Chad ( I can't take a hit ) Pennington lasted till 2007. Guess what!!! NO SUPER BOWL RING. Enter Brett ( I will throw the ball to anybody ) Favre, WOW what a steaming pile of cow shit. He was too busy texting naked pictures of his little dick and was to busy to study the fucking game plan. That brings us to the year of the Latino, 2009. This guy gets us to the playoffs and then has a 500 recored this year and they are looking to dump his mexican ass for a broken down over the hill quarterback that won't be able to withstand the pressure of playing in this wacky city. Hey Woody Johnson go home park the car in the garage close the garage door and take the fucking pipe