DIP SHITSSSSSSSSSS

If you look up the definition of Little Dip Shit in the latest edition of the Webster dictionary you will find a picture of Lindsay Lohan. And if you look up the definition of Big Dip Shit you will find a picture of her mother. Pillow Face was in town to host SNL, I am sorry but I had to make bread crumbs and boil some water so I didn't catch it. I hear she was partying with the Big Dip Shit at the SNL after party. Isn't it so nice to see that mom is taking care of her daughter. What a fucking mess. Leonardo ( Titanic ) Dicaprio and his girlfriend ( yup I still think he is Bi ) Erin Heatherton were out and around in W Hollywood to launch a new rum called Caliche. Translated this means "Gar-Bage". I heard he got excited when he heard he had to dress in womans cloths for the part he played in J. Edgar. Well I didn't think it was going to happen this quickly. Adele, yes the same Adele that won six grammy's thinks her mansion is haunted. So she hired a body guard. I think she should have hired an Exorcist if the place is fucking haunted. It won't be long now, I can see the headlines, Adele found on a London street with a fag in one hand ( In England a fag is a cigarette) and a needle in her other arm screaming at a Bobby "cop" " Do you know who I am, I'm Adele I won six grammys" as they cart her fat ass off into the sunset. And they will need a cart for this one. Hey Katy Perry who is going to bang you after being married to what's his name. Banging you would be like Star Trek, who dares to go where no man has ever gone before.