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Well it only took Demi Moore six weeks to break her addiction to everything from young men to smoking incense. So what's a girl to do after rehab? You go on a vacation. There's an idea for my friend, take a vacation after the dentist. Here is my recommendation, buy a one-way ticket on a Chinese Bus tour to Foxwood. Trust you won't be needing a return ticket. Tim Tebow must be out of his mind he is being linked to Taylor Swift. Doesn't he know who dicked her? Joe Jonas, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Well at least this time she was seen with a man. Wouldn't you like to have been the photographer that caught Beyonce breast feeding. Jeez I hope the kid isn't over eating. One of the greatest scams in sports was pulled off by the Green Bay Fudge Packers. They raised 67 million dollars in a stock sale to their fans. THE STOCK HAS NO CASH VALUE. Hey Packer fans, I'm selling a bridge in Brooklyn, any takers? Here is a reminder to all the gays out there. Liza ( with a Z ) Minnelli will be at the Borgata in Atlantic Shitty March 24th. They will be no refunds given if she shows up high or stoned. Madame Trusseau is doing her make up. If that doesn't float your boat, walk over to Harrah's and catch Kenny Rogers. Wow, now there's some happening action. You can catch a show, lose your money, pick up a hooker, lose more money, get a disease but the food is free. It's a bus ride ride away. You even get a roll of quarters. Please make sure the roll is secured properly just in case the bus flips over. Nothing worse than trying to pick up quarters off a 4 lane highway