ONLY IN AMERICA

The next Wall Street boom is coming up shortly. Facebook will offer a an initial public offering ( IPO ). Yes, on Wednesday the rich will get richer and scmucks like us will never have the opportunity to get involved with this IPO. Regular investors have to wait before they can buy Facebook. I know we can purchase the stock afterwards but we aren't able to get in on the ground floor like the Obama fat cats can. Mark ( The Douchebag ) Zuckerberg will become the ninth richest person in the world yes the fucking( WORLD ) with an estimated worth of 28 billion dollars. Do you think this walking shit sandwich knows how to operate a remote control. I think not. It is hard to imagine that there are 800 million users. 800 million maniacs like myself on Facebook. Wow, did you think there were that many assholes on one site lmaooooo.. So this chimp steals an idea fucks the 2 guys from harvard that really came up with the idea and sticks it right in their asses and then becomes a billionaire. Only in America You can have all the money in the world but you can't change a few things #1 You can't fix ugly, # 2 All your wealth can't buy you good health ( Ask Steve Jobs ) oops sorry can't ask him anymore, # 3 You can't fix ugly, # 4 Money doesn't stop you from being a Douchebag. All the money will buy you a few material things. Girls ( the ones you would never get if you weren't a billionaire ), Fancy cars, boats, and houses. I can't believe this nail biting, mole faced maniac is a billionaire but then again you never know. While I was banging everything women i can get my hands on in school, this kid was actually studying or paying somebody to study for him and just got dammm fucking lucky....amazing