MORE BEAUTIES....CAN T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I never considered myself the smartest guy in the room, but you know what? I think i might be. When I read the paper I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing and my mind is trying to comprehend. Lets start with Tom Brady's main squeeze.Gisele ( The Stick ) Bundchen. Nice legs, so so tits, way to skinny and lets face it, if Tom Brady wasn't the star quarterback for the Patriots he wouldn't be back dooring this skinny bitch. She seems to have lost her mind and started a profanity laced rant against the Patriots. Why would she attack Wes Welker just because he couldn't catch the fucking ball. Did Tom tell her if we lose the Super Bowl no more sausage cock for you. Hey Wes go smack this bitch in the mouth. Gisele, do they play football in Brazil? I think not. So where did you learn about football? Lying on your back while Tom was whispering game plays in you ear and watching film on the jets are you fucking kidding me. Just another broad with a decent body and no fucking brain but i am sure she can suck the chrome off a cadillac. Nothing like insulting the players your husband has to work with. I can see this marriage headed right for the shitter. Listen somebody just has to tell Wes Welker that when you go to catch the ball you must open your fucking hands you midget assfuckerrrr. I am sure there are a lot of Drakkar wearing individuals not too happy with his performance as well. If I were Wes I would have Tom or better yet gisele start his car. Now lets move onto to Yankee GM Brian ( The Dweeb ) Cashman. Listen if you are going to cheat on your wife here are a few simple rules. # 1 She has got to be hotter than your wife Rule#2 She has got to be hotter than your wife # 3 Don't pick up chicks at the phyche ward # 4 Don't pick up chicks with criminal records # 5 Don't leave your pajamas and toothbrush at the bitches apartment. # 6 Don't leave text messages ( You know she is saving them for the right moment ) # 7 Make sure you have a Louisville Slugger with you on the next date # 8 She has got to hotter than your wife # 9 Pay with cash you asshole. # 10 No checks or credit cards. If you don't follow these simple rules your wife files for divorce, takes everything you own, and leaves you with 1.50, the 1999 BMW 750 IL with 275,000 miles, and the 6,000 dollar mortgage on the house in Greenwich, CT. I gotta say I am surprised anybody was having sex with this guy. He has got nothing going on. Short, and fucking stupid as a hand ball...amazing