SUPERBOWL OR SUPERHOLE

I thought it was going to be a great day of pre game shows, halftime show, commercials and football. OMG the pre game show was hideous. Nick Cannon the black ryan seacrest who will host everything including anyone taking a shit if you pay him enough... hosting a pre game party? WTF was that about. Hey Nick stay home and bang that pig of a wife. Interviewing Adam Sandler and Danny Devito whats the matter Charles Bronson wasn't available? Oh yeah he's dead. Then a skit with Jimmy Fallon doing the Housewives of Atlanta. Did anyone think that was funny?fuck noooooooooooo It was embarassing and made me feel uncomfortable, my skin actually started to fall off my face and that aint pretty. It was realing going downhill when Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey did a 30 Rock routine. I went into the kitchen looking for any sharp object I could find and screaming for my mother at the same time. Am I the only one that thinks Alec Baldwin isn't funny or talented just swollen. All this switching between that shit and somebody that looks like shit, Al Michaels. You would think the make-up dept. could cover up the age spots. Al it is time to go to the Shady Hills Nursing Home and tell everybody who you are. That leaves Bob Costas, the midget of broadcasting. What inciteful interviews, Bob have you ever been to a mensa meeting? I think not. Somebody tell Costas questions should'nt be a paragraph long. Just ask the fucking question you midget fuckhead. Did you know that Chris Collingsworth was on the Giants payroll? neither did I that goose neck scumbag, if you put him in a bird feeder he would be very much at home. That brings us to legalized abortion, the halftime show. How cutting edge, I was so captivated I decided it was time to take the biggest crap i could while i read war and peace cover to cover. So I would be lying if I told you it sucked. But let me tell you it sucked large donkey cock. The best part came when it was over.she actually looked like russell crowe in drag playing maximus of rome....are you kidding me with this getup.... Do you think the economy had anything to do with the pathetic commercials. Wow! General Motors is coming out with a smaller version of the CTS, it is called the ATS. You paid the NFL millions of taxpayer money to advertise a car the Italians will never buy. Trust me the commercials went downhill from there. Budweiser, G.E., Bridgestone, Go Daddy and the rest got fucked real good by there advertising agencies. Then it game down to the game of football. Giants 21 Patriots 17. There will be a lot of bookies fleeing the country after they took a beating on this game So whatta you gonna do about it? Huh......