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Zac Efron had a condom fall out of his pocket while hosting a L.A. premiere of his latest flick "Dr. Suess' The Lorax". So who do you think the guy was he was going to use it on.the only good thing is that we know his dick wont be falling off anytime soon since he is practicing safe sex...jezzzz Who the fuck carries a condom to a childrens movie premiere. What a dickhead. Well it looks like Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. They claim it is just to make music together. Well I hope he doesn't beat her like a rented drum while making this music. Doesn't Rihanna understand it is hard to sing with 4 missing teeth and a broken jaw. Some good news, Demi Moore is on the road to recovery from rehab. She now weighs an amazing 100 pounds and is committed to getting better. Committed is the proper word. Hey Demi, Whitney called, and said to say hello and can't wait to see ya soon. Well we are gearing up for the Oscars and all the alcholics and drug addicts are getting ready at all the pre Oscar parties. Terrence Howard the Iron Man actor was seen with actress Erica Taylor. Yeah she's got a thing for that dark meat. I guess there aren't many good looking white actors in Hollywood. At least she wasn't seen hanging out with Douchebag of the Year George Clooney. Do you believe this no talent son of "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree" is up for an Academy Award. I didn't know the Academy gave awards for "best pant load". Talking about douchebags, Angeline ( let me adopt my 17th black child ) Jolie,i have not done a fucking thing since "bad santa" Billy Bob Thorton are still on good terms even though they are divorced. Isn't that touching, did you know that they wore vials of each others blood when they were married. Hey Brad your dicking this broad? or did Zac have that condom in his pocket to use on you.