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Hey, have you heard the good news. Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together again oo joy. I guess Chris gets another chance to beat her with his so called weapon. That would be the good beating she gets. The bad beating comes after the good beating.this dickhead is one talentless putzzzz. How about the lyrics in this Chris Brown song, " Girl, I wanna fuck you right now / It's been a long time, and I'm missing that body." What a beautiful love song. How touching,i think he stole those lyrics from charles manson..this kid has the mentality of a fucking handball. Tony Bennett ain't got nothing on this kid. Hey, Tony here are some lyrics for ya. " I left my hair in San Francisco" So we count the days when Rihanna enters a battered womans shelter and Chris Brown is led down Santa Monica Blvd in handcuffs. Can't wait. Now talk about lopsided romances, Taylor Swift and Zac Efron are rumored to be bangin the balls out of each other. Could you imagine the demon seed child if these two hook up, yup you guessed it. A gay country music singer. Poor Nick Cannon, he is going through some medical issues right now. This poor guy was the picture of health before he married sloppy seconds or is it thirds Mariah Carey. Who would bang this pig after Tony u know who, was sticking it to her and even worse Derek Jeter. The only difference is Mariah had the strap on with Jeter. Nick, listen to me get out before you die from some unknown disease. I hate to break the bad news but David Geffen broke up with his 27 year old boy toy. Yup the 69 year old Geffen now has to find another chin to rest his wrinkled balls on. What's a billionaire to do? Can Al Pacino get any stranger? Al, whats with the head band and the girlfriend thats 30 years younger. Jesus Christ you were a Corleone and Scarface, WTF come back to us Al. Now here is a tip for the Kardashian sluts, There are plenty of black guys to go around so just take one day at a time.i am sure some football player will pop up and slam kim so no worries big ass whoreeeeeeee. Now onto the Knicks Carmelo Anthony. Listen stop with the tats they look stupid, second stop doing the white girls after the game and your groin wouldn't hurt so much and listen if you weren't playing pro basketball you would be screwing rubber blow up dolls after working at the local car wash. So don't hog the ball and let the asian guy take some shots.