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Did you hear about seinfeld actor Daniel von Bargen. He tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the fucking head. First off, who the fuck is this guy. Second,how the fuck do you actually shoot yourself in the head and not kill yourself.... Not only that, this guy is living in Cincinnati. Now theres a happening city. I guess I would shoot myself if I lived in a city with the Reds and Bengals try to play ball. This place is so bad Boomer Esaison wouldn't even live there.the last good thing to come out of cincinnati was WKRP in cincinnati, i would drool over lonnie anderson but thats for another time.... Listen, you know your life is a fucking abortion when you attempt to shoot yourself in the fucking temple and it does'nt take.....amazing. Jennifer Aniston gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I guess if you bang every co-star you do a movie with qualifies you for a star. Using the term actress is an insult to the word insult.cmon what do you think when you hear her name....great ass...would love to knock the dick out of her...would like to bury my face in you know where..ya know things of that nature.. Listen she aint no Meryl Streep. She's been dicked so many times she was promoted to detective. I guess they don't set the bar too high in Hollywierd. OH OH, R & B singer Ray J ( ever heard of him ) me neither. Well this asshole dated Kim Kardouchian, ( yes he is Black ) what a suprise. He claims she slept with him while she was married to music producer Damon Thomas ( I am assuming he is black ). I am shocked to discover that Kim is a slut whoreeeee. Where does she find the time to get dicked so often. Listen with Lin mania going on he could be next. On second thought, he probably has the smallest penis in the Knick locker room, so I guess her choice would be Carmelo. Get ready for the Oscars. It will be rivoting and my incite will be inciting. Can't wait for Rosemary Clooney's boy to get an award. He is nominated, and this is a new catagory for the oscars this year for the "biggest Douchebag in Hollywood" I was forced almost at gunpoint by my wife to watch this movie he is in, well she got so excited watching it that she fell the fuck asleep...and there i am yelling "i want my 2 hours of life you stole from me" and if you know my wife, I of course got no comment from her...thats my girl..i would like to know what the so called oscar judges are smoking,snorting or shooting...because babyboy wants some of this shit....you would have to be balls out bombed off your ass to say this was a good movie... Okay all you jap loving Honda buyers. Guess what, these Campbell soup cans with wheels are recalling 46,000 minivans. The rear door closes unexpectedly on the passengers dicks.These are the most hideous looking vehicles on the road. Thats pretty amazing considering I place them before a KIA. Hey Honda, look up, the Enola Gay is circling overhead. Did you hear Fuller Brush filed for bankruptcy. It was news to me as well. I thought they went out of business in 1950. I will have to check my portfolio.