THE GRAMMYS

Why do celebrities always wind up face down in the toilet or face up in the tub. Wow!is it that they can not take all the money,all the fame,all the women and or men all the mansions, all the pampering...wtf am i missing about this picture with these stars i tell you one thing i was famous with all those goodies you would not be able to wipe the smile off my face even if you hit me in the fucking face with a sack of dog shit, I know one thing, I am no longer taking my Xanax before I take my bath. Holy Shit!fuck that on second thought I just won't take as much as Whitney. Now she leaves a daughter that is just as fucked up as her. Yes the demon seed child of Bobby Brown her name Bobbi Brown ( how clever ). Bobbi the "brain surgeon" is no slouch when it comes to the nose candy,bam bam,yayo whatever you want to call this shit so let's hear it for the great job mom and dad did raising this kid. What a fucking mess. So we have the next Lindsay Lohan in our midst, the question is who winds up in the crack alley with shit smeared all over their body, screaming obscenities at a dumpster, asking the paramedics, " Do you know who I am " Ooh Ooh I know the answer, pick me pick me, Lindsay Lohan. Now onto the Grammys. They opened with a moment of silence and a respectful tribute to Whitney. Good job by LL Cool J.now the Opening act, The Boss? are you fucking kidding me Whatsa matta Frank Sinatra wasn't available? Oh yeah thats right he's AS DEAD AS BRUCE'S VOICE. Bruce, whats with the soul patch and earrings in both ears? your 60 plus fucking years old enought with this fucking guy. You can't sing, obviously can't dance although most white men can't and definitely can't entertain. he was painful to watch and my ears are still bleeding from his noise and ontop of that I had to use Visine to get the red out of my eyes because i was crying not because of whitney but because bruce just kept singing and singing. Does anybody know what he was singing?holy hanna! Bruce go pick up Bon Jovi and just get the fuck out. Now lets move on. Talking about homos, Bruno Mars is everything Springsteen isn't. At least he can sing, dance and looks good in gold,and his hair is to die for...i want that fucking hair...bastard...lol lol How about that Rihanna, don't you wish Chris Brown would have come out on stage and beat the living shit out of this no talent hairbag. The show was pretty upbeat until that awful duet with Kelly ("i won't put the fried chicken down" ) Clarkson, I started vomiting uncontrollably and almost reached for my zanax. But then Adele who is really good but i think is actually eating with miss clarkson and they might be fighting over the same piece of chicken... wins her 1st of 6 Grammys and things started to head in the right direction. Well almost,well then these fossels the Beach Boys start doing Good Vibrations, OMG. Somebody tell these guys its over johnnie.enough already i burned those records 30 years ago How sad, thats not the way I want to remember them so I pulled out my Beach Boys CD and listened to Little Duece Coupe.NOW Who dressed Lady GaGa and Nicki Minaj. GaGa looked like she was wrapped in a body condom although that bitch can sing like a mother fucker and Minaj looked like she was auditioning for Little Red Riding Hood.where was the big bad wolf up her skirt? well you get the rest... How about that Tony Bennett. What an asshole. This is the same dickhead that said the attack on the World Trade Towers was our fault. Why couldn't he be in the same bath tub with Whitney.if he was the only thing that you would recognize is the floating toupee on that old farts head, Whatsa matta Tony did you leave your brains and your hair in San Francisco. Get out you old douchebag. Now I am going to give you one very good reason not to do drugs, Glenn Campbell, enuf said. So to wrap it up. Adele 6 the losers 0.....