Wednesday, February 8, 2012
MORE CELEBRITY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
Poor Paula Abdul, she got fired again no not by Donald ( The fucked up hair Doo ) Trump but by her so called pompus friend Simon "i have a square head" Cowell. She was fired from Idol and now X factor. How hard is to be a judge on a T.V. show?
All you have to do is sit there not stoned on valium or fucking whipits and mutter a few simple words like " Oh your good", " Oh your going places" or "You got what it takes to go to the finals". Somebody get this stupid cuntbag a cue card i am begging you. I don't think Fox was asking much. All she had to do is show up sober and not looking at people asking "do you know who i am" . cmon man you can't stay clean for a couple of hours? Well I guess she doesn't feel bad because they fired two other untalented dickheads, Steve Jones the host and another judge Nicole Scherzinger. Who the fuck is she?other then looking like she can take on the entire new york jets defensive line while they run the TRAIN on her ass and singing with the "PUSSYCAT DOLLS" how appropriate... and for that matter, Who the fuck is he? Well now the show is a complete fucking mess because rumor has it that Nick Cannons baby momma, thats right Mariah ( C Note ) Carey could be the replacement. Wasn't she married to some Drakkar wearing, CTS driving record guy by the name of Tony M. A new host has not been named but I think they are auditioning some homeless guys in L.A. What a fucking train wreck.
Now onto Sherlock Robert Downey Jr. I thought this guy cleaned up his act. I think he is back on the pipe. Him and his hideous looking wife just had a bouncing baby boy, AWE.
Do you know what they named this poor fuckin kid. No not Jason or Charles or Tony, they came up with Exton. Was he fueling up at an Exxon when he came up with this stupid name, his other sons name is Indio. Why do celebrities find it necessary to name their kids with such names as Chastity, Thimble, Beta Moon Zappa, Zappa Moon Crapper, Star,brooklyn, bronx,wtffffffff you get the point. Do they get this urge from watching too much basketball?. Deshawn or Shaquille wasn't available. Gold help us. Do you know what happens to kids that are named Indio and Exton? they wind up blowing guys in an alley for a 20 dollar bag of crack.can someone hit these fuckers over the head with a pot pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
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