CELEBRITY BONERS

Let's start with Russell Brand. First off, what did Katy"i kissed a girl" Perry ever see in this DICK HEAD. Not only is he talentless poor dudly moore is rolling in his grave after this fuckhead destroyed the remake of ARTHUR but he must be a fuckin dope to boot. He is entitled to 22 million of her 44 million estimated worth. He stated he does not want any of it.am i nuts or did he just say no to 22 million, i want what this guy is smoking and i want it now before MY fucking head explodes. WOW what does Perry have a picture of him doing A CAMEL, A DONKEY, what!!!! tell me what is it? or better yet, who is doing him. Thank God this couple split before they had some demon seed child. Could you imagine the name this kid would have inherited. This guy is as talented as the stool i dropped after my morning coffee and for what i am hearing he is one piece of shit so to speak.... Now talking about total pieces of shit, Gary"i hit my head way to many times" Busey filed for bankruptcy. WHAT A SHOCK. I am surprised it took so long. This nit wit is 1 million in debt and only has 50,000 in assets, what fucking bank is he with? I would like to join. This guy hit one to many bridge abutments. Could he please hit one more and put this maniac out of his fucking misery. If you would like to make a donation to the Busey fund, please make your checks payable to: One Stupid Mother Fucker po box iamadickhead ny ny 111111 It is now rumored that the " Situation" is gay. Yes thats right the Jersey Shore " Situation" . Can you just imagine how many homos just came in their shorts and came out of the closets. So he likes porkbuns instead of filet o fish, no biggie. The next season will probably have him picking up every homo he can find on the west side highway, bringing them back to his place for a fisting/dance session. The ratings will be higher than Super Bowl Sunday. That leaves us with pill popper drunk as a skunk Kim Richards of Real Housewives. This sea hag made the ever growing list of celebrities checking into the Betty Ford Clinic. You guessed it alcoholism and substance abuse WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER There must be something about Hollywierd that makes these people into freaks. Or maybe they are freaks and Hollywood just brings out the worst in them. We now wait to hear that the Kardashian sisters were found dead in a swank California hotel. Cause of death listed: Inhalation of deadly fumes from Kims perfume.or as we say toilet water.....