GET READY FOR OPENING DAY

It is opening day baseball in New York. The Yuppie scum will watch the Yankees Opener and just plain scum will watch the Met Opener. The opener for the Yankees starts with Old-Timers Day. This is the first of 80 Old-Timer home games. Come see some of your favorite old-timers, like Jeter, Rivera, Youkilis, Ichiro and bad hips A-Rod just to name a few. One good thing that retarded Nick Swisher is no longer a Yankee. They play the team with the most drunk and obnoxious fan base in baseball besides the Phillies, thats right the Boston Red Sox. Notice how these stupid bastards spell SOCKS. The Red Sox fans aren't use to padded seats and bathrooms that actually work. Hey Red Sox fans no need to pee next the concessions stands at Yankee Stadium they have bathrooms. This is the year of the Orioles so just FUHGETABOUTIT. The Met season starts and ends today in Flushing. Rumor has it they sold 100 tickets for opening day. What can you say about the Mets except that they suck. David Wright was named Captain of the team. This pant load was named Captain? Oh I guess he is the captain on a sinking ship because he SUCKS. The catcher for the Mets is John Buck, no Johnny Bench here, Ist base is Ike Davis the putz with bad feet, Bad rib cage Murphy at second base and wanna be Reyes, Ruben Tejada at short. How about this outstanding outfield Lucas Duda, Collin Cowgill, WHAT THE FUCK IS A COLLIN COWGILL? and Marlon Byrd. Who put this team together for the Mets? The Atlanta Braves? This is the year of the Nationals so FUHGETABOUTIT. I already shoved a fork in my eye and the game didn't even start yet.Listewn if you took the day off to catch the Met Opener your are a FUCKING BOOOOB