AND YOU DID'NT THINK

And you thought Mike Piazza wasn't gay. Well think again, he will perform in Slaughter on Tenth Ave at the Miami City Ballet for one night. It will be a packed house ( Get It ). It was the battle of the tattoos in Miami last night but the Knicks beat the Heat and you thought LeBron was gonna play last night so you had Miami, Oh well. The Yankees are hoping they can get Yogi in shape for the second half of the season and you thought Yogi was dead. The Yankees will battle it out with Tampa Bay for last place this season. Robbie Cano signed on with Jay-Z's new sports agency. Part of the deal he can sleep with Beyonce anytime he wants.....There is a physcopath coaching basketball at Rutgers and his name is Mike Rice. Somebody wanna show this guy where the unemployment office is in Jersey. This guy makes Bobby Knight look normal. And you thought these guys were molding your kids into fine athletes. Here are some confidence building quotes from him " You fucking fairy you're a fucking faggot".... really makes me wanna shoot a 3 pointer how about you, what an assholeeeeeeee...... Johan Santana said he will pitch again but it will be for the Dominican Republic Retirement Home Team. Hey Johan just get the fuck out and take the Wilpons 137 mil with you. Looks like the Wilpons got fucked three times, once by Bernie Madoff and twice by Johan Santana. Looks like the white man fucked the redskin again. Three Indian Smoke Shops on Long Island must pay 10 mil to New York for trafficking untaxed cigarettes. Now thats a lot of wampum. And you thought there weren't any indians in Mastic. FUHGETABOUTIT