TODAYS NEWS

Thieves in Germany stole 5.5 tons of Nutella from a trailer worth 20,710.00. German officials are waiting for the person or persons that check themselves into the hospital with the shits,that will be their suspects. Stealing Nutella ? whats next a T/L of fucking bread. I understand, these are the same people that brought us World War II, not to fucking bright. Fourteen people were stabbed at Lone Star College in Cypress, TX. President Obama is calling for tougher knife laws. Anyone buying knives at Wal-Mart must register and have a valid driver I.D. He also wants to limit the number of knives you can buy at one time. 12 inch steak knives wil be banned for sale under his new proposal. Obama said the chi-coms have the right idea, everybody should eat with chop sticks. The top ten cities people don't feel safe in are Beaumont, TX., Visalia, CA., Modesto, CA., Fayettevile, N,C., Memphis, TN. Rockford, IL. Mobile, AL. , Yakima, WA. McAllen, TX and Stockton, CA. Notice what city isn't listed? Thats right NEW YORK. Do you know why New York wasn't on the list ? Because we forced our criminals into these 10 states. Im surprised with Texas on the list. Don't these 10 gallon hat, boot walking, wrangler jean wearing yahoos carry guns. Oh yeah I would feel unsafe walking down the street with you'all. Yankee fans don't get to excited, they are playing the Cleveland Indians. It don't look good for the Rangers they play a Canadian team tonight and Lundqvist is still the goalie. Whats up with white girls hooking up with black guys, P Diddy is dating supermodel Kate Upton. Whats next Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West. The UConn Huskies womens basketball team beat Lousiville. Rumor has it none of these women think abortion is the most important issue facing them.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO