MY FRIGGIN ANKLE HURTS

Jeter has another fracture in his ankle? Hey Jeter how are those steroids working out for ya. Who is going to push A-Rod around in his wheelchair now. The NFL schedule was released and The Giants open at the Cowboys, Jets will lose to the Bucs at Met-Lifeless Stadium. Anybody want my tickets for tonights game at Fenway. Did anybody see a young kid around 19 years old running around in a hoodie with a pressure cooker bomb strapped to his back ? He was last seen in a green 99 Honda Civic. Not to worry he is in a Honda so he won't get to far. Please call the COPS if you see him they will respond in a matter of days. These guys didn't fit in because they could pronounce their R's. Sales at McDonalds fell flat the last quarter. They blamed it on there food and the workers. One executive was overheard saying " who eats this crap anyway " and customers are tired of getting their change thrown at them. The price of fertilizer will skyrocket in the near future ( I gotta Explain