TODAYS NEWS

Frankenstein look a like John Kerry is visting South Korea to assure them that we won't fuck them when North Korea attacks. If I were the South Koreans I would be very worried. Lets face it John Kerry doesn't exactly instill the fear of GOD in people. Kim Jung Un was out target practicing with a fucking sling shot. When he ran out of pebbles he was handed a plastic dart gun. The North Korean state run news said he was an ace, our media thought they said ass. While we are on the subject of assholes JayZ and his even dumber wife Beyonce visited Cuba, Que Pasa, aint no rapping going on over there and besides that you suck. Lance Armstrong is selling his house near Austin, TX. for 10 million. Who the fuck would buy a house in Austin, TX for 10 million? However it does come with a furnished doping room. The room is fully stocked with cotton swabs, alcohol, a year supply of needles. Those crap Jap cars that the yuppie scum love are being recalled for defective airbags over 3 million Hondas, Mazdas, Nissans and Toyotas. They have faulty inflators that cause the air bag to deploy abnormally. Can you say SAYANORA. Here is another sign the economy is doing great, forclosures surged last month, hows that Obama 2nd term working out for ya. The Masters starts today at 3:00 P.M. There isn't a bigger racist operation than this. The only blacks allowed are Tiger Woods and the help. The plantation owners who run this show have to take off their white sheets and hoods for three days and cancel their KKK meetings. One member was overheard saying " I hope that niggar don't win" I believe he is for Bubba Watson, ya'all. Get ready hockey fans for the for Saturday's game in Hempstead, Ranger Vs. Islanders, Hempstead hasn't seen that many white people in years. Remeber this is like the Master, NO BLACKS ALLOWED. I think this is a good weekend to see 42. If you don't know what i mean just enter the Citifield Rotunda. FUHGETABOUTIT