I'M BACK BABY

Louisville beat Michigan and nobody gives a shit. Hasn't Michigan been beat enough? Have you been to Detroit lately. During the NCAA Tournament crime in Lousville dropped significantly, What up with that. Oh yeah I know. The Rangers were beat by Toronto, sorry Ranger fans another year without the Stanley Cup, now theres a shocker. Whatsa Matta you actually thought the Rangers could beat a Canadian team. Henrik Lundqvist please stop a friggin puck. The Mets played the Phillies last night in the City of Brotherly Love. Well the brotherly sure is right but there ain't much love going on. What the fuck is a Hoagie ? Is that something you eat in your row house. Yestersday was Mentally Handicap Day at Citizens Bank Park, Oh I forgot everyday is Mentally Handicap Day in Philly. 40,000 plus fans wearing team jerseys with the number ZERO on the back. Is there any city worse than Philadephia? yeah Pittsburgh. Annette Funicello died at the age of 70. Cause of death was listed as living in Bakersfield, CA. You might remember her as the chick that was getting banged by Frankie Avalon. Will her funeral be held on a beach? just asking. Was that the rear end of a 72 Buick Wildcat I just saw, no it was Kim Kardashian. Rapper Ray J has a new song out " I Hit it First " guess who thats about. But then again what black man hasn't hit it. Most people think Kim is a detective because she's been dicked so many times. Guess who Tim Tebow is working out with in Tampa, Vinny Testaverde, yup the same Vinny Testaverde that didn't get a Super Bowl ring with the Jets. FUHGETABOUTIT