THE NFL DRAFT AND MORE

Did anybody see the Top 25 First Round Draft Picks ? Four white guys, one inbetweener whatever the fuck that is and 20 black dudes, What up with that.. Roger Goodell had to make sure he still had his watch after shaking their hands and getting bear hugged to death. At least they had normal names, Ziggy, Tavon,Barkevious, Bjoern and Star just to name a few, are you fucking kidding me. Don't these names just roll of your tongue. Somebody wanna get Joe Namath a drink. The Jets thought the first round was something you did in a bar considering the 2 guys they drafted, another 2 beauties that will soon be selling shoes then playing football. They picked Dee Milliner, I thought Dee was a girls name. This goober went to college in Alabama, his next appearance is on Swamp People. This guy replaces Revis? Can you say 3 and 13..... David Wright has asked Met management to move the outfield fences in 330 feet. Need I say more about this overpayed pant load.... Nice to see Toronto in last place with a 6 trillion dollar payroll.This fucking teams payroll is more then the national dept, How's that working out for ya. Baseball in Canada,fuck noooo. Is there an uglier city than Toronto / yeah, Montreal. Another Mickey Mantle wannabe was arrrested for DUI. Yankee propect Mason Williams was pulled over in his 2012 Ranger Rover ( Not bad for a Prospect ) weaving his way in and out of lanes, sounds like my driving jezzzzzz. Kevin Youkilis missed his 5th straight game due to lower back stiffness. Hey you ever hear of fucking Doan's Pills you putz. Rangers made the playoffs, enuf said. Derek Jeter held a press conference and I thought he was finally going to announce he was gay.