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Anybody wanna go to the Tick Tock Diner and order the Hitman Special. It cost 20,000.00 and is served by a dip shit New Jersey Trooper.You just can't make this shit up. Listen nobody said that Greeks are smart. Here is my suggestion, stick to making Gyros. Whats up with Kin Jung Un? Does this fucking slope have a death wish. Here is my suggestion to this squinty eyed fat bastard, WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL. Tune in to the episode where we drop two bombs on the Japs. Don't you know how that story ended ? North Korea claims to have a fucking frisbee they can launch 2180 miles. Some fucking North Korean must have some arm. South Korea is watching the outcome closely hoping they can build another Hyundai plant once North Korea is flattened. Does anybody know how to say " Kiss your ass goodbye in Korean" oh yeah I know KABOOM.... Listen to this bull shit, Family Dollar Stores is cutting its full year forecast. Do you know why? Sit down this is a good one. A delay in tax refunds left people with less cash to spend. WHAT I say WHAT????? Your sales depend on fucking tax refund checks, somebody has got to be kidding me. Listen if your customers need tax refund checks to buy something for a dollar then just close the fucking stores now. Does anybody know what it cost to buy something at Family Dollar, ya a fucking dollar................