TODAYS NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tim Tebow is no longer a Jet. Hey, I thought once your a Jet your a Jet to your last dying day, oh I remember thats from west side story sorry.... Tebow, just got fucked by that lump of shit they call a coach they never gave this kid even a shot to see what he could do. The only question remaining is when are the patroits going to pick him up and stick it right in the jets asssss. So now the race war starts between a mexican and a black. Thats right the Jets picked their first black quarterback since ken obrian lol lol . What up with that. Sanchez said he is not concerned because he can always become the grounds keeper at Metlife Stadium. Talking about teams that suck the Mets have lost 4 straight games. I hope this losing streak continues for the rest of the season. They are off to Cuba, oops I mean Miami to play the Marlins. I won't need Ambien tonight ( Get It ) . George Jones died at the age of 81 on Friday. For all you rap listening northeastern pant loads he was a country singing legend with 150 albums and 140 songs reaching the Top 40. Hey Jay Z try and top that. The only thing you are topping is Beyonce. A factory collapsed in Bangladesh killing more than 300 people,thats what happens when you make buildings out of fuckin mud and straw... A piece of landing gear was found near Ground Zero, did you see what I just wrote, Ground Zero. How do the Feds, local Police and every other government agency miss a 5 foot fucking long piece of landing gear wedged between two buildings for 12 fucking years. Need I say more. These are the same people we trust to locate remains of loved ones? Oh boy. Can't wait to hear the spin they put on this