SUDDEN DEATH

No Tiger Woods wasn't killed by his ex-wife. Adam Scott beat Angel Cordero oops not the friggin jockey I mean Angel Cabrera in sudden death at the Masters. The plantation owners at Augusta couldn't believe a black man, a mexican and a slope were allowed to play golf on their golf course. It was the first time an Australian won the Masters. Tiger Woods said he could have won if he was allowed to cheat. Did you know that the Mets, Yankees, Nets and Knicks get an estimated 2.3 billion in property tax exemptions, yeah thats with a " B" What up with that. They get billions in tax breaks but keep fucking the consumer. The Dolan gangsters ( Cablevision ) get 16 million in tax breaks. Who said the Westies weren't around anymore. Did you hear that an asian is running for mayor of New York. John Liu said he would need all the people in Flushing to vote for him in order to win. He asked the asian community not to gamble at Resorts Casino but to donate to his campaign. He promised two cars in every garage and General Tso's chicken in every pot. Um that sounds kinda familiar. There was a death at the Nascar Sprint Cup race, a man died on the infield, no not from being hit by a car but a self inflicted gun shot. A note found by the body read " How many times can you watch a car make left turns " FUGHGETABOUTIT