DID YOU HEAR

Richie Sambora of Jon Bovi fame will not be with the band on the " Because We Can" tour. Rumor has it he checked himself in for alcohol abuse. The truth is he is taking guitar lessons so he can finally learn how to play the fucking thing. You suck and so does Bon Jovi and so does his new song Because We Can. I've heard better music on a fuckin elevator. Well at least he is confronting his addiction, I'll drink to that. That building that the late rapper Biggie Smalls lived in is up for sale. The fumigation has been completed and the guns were cleared out on the Clinton Hill Brownstone, any takers? The Yankee players said it was tough to play last night because the metal on their wheelchairs was freezing cold. There Japanese pitcher Kuroda went down faster than the bomb we dropped on Hiroshima. He now joins the list of aging players with another injury. Victor Cruz is another player that has jumped over to the Jay-Z sports agency. He was promised he can have sex with robinson cano anytime he wants. I suggest if anyone gets a resume from Mike Rice to just shred it. I guess his next career will be in politics or selling shoes.... Did you hear about the toothless goober from the realtiy series " Buckwild" based in West Virginia. The key here is West Virginia. Shain Gandee first check out how Shain is spelled, was found dead with his uncle in Gandee's Ford Bronco. Apparently Dumb & Dumber went mud wheeling while drunk and the Bronco got stuck and they died of carbon monoxide poisoning. They died like true rednecks, drunk and in a Ford Bronco. FUHGETABOUTIT