TODAYS NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey North Korea look in the sky is it a bird, is it Superman???, no it's a fucking B-2 Stealth Bomber ready to turn u into a useless carbon foot print. We ain't sending any troops into No Korea we are just going to vaporize your fuckin ass. Donald Trump already has his architects designing casinos. Hey, Kim Jung UN can you spell KABOOM you fuckin lump of shit, don't fuck with us you slant eyed piece of dog shit.... The dirt bag who hit the Powerball lottery for 338 mil owes 29,000 bucks in child support, do I have to say more.... Blackberry reported they shipped 1 million new Z10 smartphones, they shipped them but did anybody buy them? Have you seen anybody with one? Its global subscriber base is 76 million which shrunk by 3 million. They have 76 milllion subscribers?? who the fuck are they kidding, oh yeah I know, Wall Street. First time jobless benfits rose by 16,000. I guess Obama is right , things are looking better.ya right... Johan Santana's Met career is over. No he wasn't arrested for another rape, he suffered a tear in his shoulder. Listen what do you expect for 137.5 million. Look at the bright side, oh yeah there was no bright side. If you think the Mets will suck this year what till you see the Yankees a torn shoulder would be the least of their problems. Hey Met fans Vegas is taking bets that Jason Bay will hit .300 with 20 home runs. My money is with Vegas. The Auto Show starts today at the mobbed up Javits Center. Parking in the area is 50 bucks, I guess the parking garages are mobbed up as well. Skip the Jap cars unless you want to get cancer from all the plastic they put in their cars. All the, well you know what customers are am talkin about will be by the Mercedes Benz section dreaming about the car they will never own. FUHGETABOUTIT