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Ths Cardinals are sequestered in Rome to pick the next Pope. This is not the same as sequestration. Sequestration is the Presidents way of saying you are going to get fucked. Sequestered means somebody is gonna get fucked but it ain't you and me. All boys in Rome under the age of 13 have been advised to stay off the streets. The italians hold a majority for the vote so you can fuhgetaboutit being a legit vote.lmaooooo just kidding of course.... So we all wait to see what color smoke comes out of the chimney. We can only hope they are smoking some good shit and they finally pick a Pope thats speaks English. My money is on the guy that can barely walk and is over 80.Mayor Stupid of New York had his ban on soda overturned by the State Supreme Court. Hey Bloomberg how about banning you being mayor because you aint worth a shit, just get the FUCK OUT. I could buy a 64 oz soda at 7-11 but I couldn't at McDonald's ? You give stupid a bad name. Here is some good news, Kodak is preparing to come out of bankruptcy. How can you come out of bankruptcy when you just had a quarterly loss of 412 mil and net sale declined 24% Here is my suggestion GO BANKRUPT. oh thats right you already are. Dick' Sporting Goods stock fell 11% and they are blaming it on Lance Armstrong Livestrong Brand, REALLY. Somebody must be dicking me around. Atlantic City Casinos brought in 12.5% less gamblers than they did a year ago. The casinos stated the only people gambling in AC are the chi-coms and old ladies. It is just a matter of time when AC reverts back to the dump it always was. The Knicks had a game last night but anybody tell them that, they lost by 30 points, talk about point shaving. Not to worry Knick fans ist round of playoffs and they are packing. Trusting a Championship to Carmelo, I DON'T THINK SO.